“Get Hitched to a Redneck” Dinner Theater – Best Western Premier Alton-St. Louis Area Hotel

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“Get Hitched to a Redneck” Dinner Theater

July 13, 2016 @ 6:30 am - 9:00 am

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You’ll Die Laughing during this comical Dinner Theater!

Join us for a Redneck Wedding! Reality TV style!

Enjoy dinner and a show!  Close to home, right here in Alton, IL.

$36 per person, inclusive

To all our Kinfolk !

Ma & Pa Red Neck r’ cord-jelly invitin’ ya’ll  for vittles after the weddin’ rehearsal of our son Bubba to Billie Jean, daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Don  Worthington.

 Directions to the Neck Hog Farm:  Ya’ go over yonder a piece, pass the big blue silo. Turn right at the old oak tree with the sign sayin’ “Trespassers will be SHOT.”  Pass the red barn that needs new paint.  Go straight a spell til’ ya’ see the outhouse on the left, with the buckshot in the door under the moon. Foller the barbed wire fence to the opened gate. Turn right, under the arch with a life sized etchin’ of our prize boar “Porky” hangin’ on it.   Park down in the holler.    Don’t hit any pigs!

Must RSVP by July 8, 2016

618.462.1220 Ask for David


Atrium Hotel & Conference Center
3559 College Avenue
Alton, IL 62002 United States
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David Knowles