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“Get Hitched to a Redneck” Dinner Theater
July 13, 2016 @ 6:30 am - 9:00 am$36.00
You’ll Die Laughing during this comical Dinner Theater!
Join us for a Redneck Wedding! Reality TV style!
Enjoy dinner and a show! Close to home, right here in Alton, IL.
$36 per person, inclusive
To all our Kinfolk !
Ma & Pa Red Neck r’ cord-jelly invitin’ ya’ll for vittles after the weddin’ rehearsal of our son Bubba to Billie Jean, daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Don Worthington.
Directions to the Neck Hog Farm: Ya’ go over yonder a piece, pass the big blue silo. Turn right at the old oak tree with the sign sayin’ “Trespassers will be SHOT.” Pass the red barn that needs new paint. Go straight a spell til’ ya’ see the outhouse on the left, with the buckshot in the door under the moon. Foller the barbed wire fence to the opened gate. Turn right, under the arch with a life sized etchin’ of our prize boar “Porky” hangin’ on it. Park down in the holler. Don’t hit any pigs!
Must RSVP by July 8, 2016
618.462.1220 Ask for David