Best Western Premier presents “Get Hitched to a Redneck” – Best Western Premier Alton-St. Louis Area Hotel

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Best Western Premier presents “Get Hitched to a Redneck”

June 12, 2019 @ 11:30 am - 3:00 pm

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Best Western Premier presents Die Laughing Dinner Theater – “Get Hitched to a Redneck”

To all our Kinfolk!

Ma & Pa Red Neck r’ cord-jelly invitin’ ya’ll  for vittles after the weddin’ rehearsal of our son Bubba to Billie Jean,  daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Don  Worthington.

Directions to the Neck Hog Farm:  Ya’ go over yonder a piece, pass the big blue silo. Turn right at the old oak tree with the sign sayin’ “Trespassers will be SHOT.”  Pass the red barn that needs new paint.  Go straight a spell til’ ya’ see the outhouse on the left, with the buckshot in the door under the moon. Foller the barbed wire fence to the opened gate. Turn right, under the arch with a life sized etchin’ of our prize boar “Porky” hangin’ on it.   Park down in the holler.  Don’t hit any pigs!

Doors Open at 11:30 a.m.

Show starts at 12:00 p.m.

Lunch Menu:

Appetizer:  Chef’s Choice

Salad:  Italian Salad

Entree: Slow Simmered Pot Roast served with Buttered red skinned potatoes and green beans with roasted red pepper and garlic

Dessert: Chef’s Choice – themed.

Rolls & Butter

Coffee, Water, Iced Tea

$36.00 Inclusive per person (Includes tax and gratuity)

Groups welcome! Tickets available for purchase at the front desk of hotel through June 7, 2019 or by clicking BUY NOW below!


June 12, 2019
11:30 am - 3:00 pm
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Best Western Premier
3559 College Avnenue
Alton, IL 62002 United States
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